superbooties:

i feel like meenah and dave would either be really good friends or fight all the time guess which one i picked

derpderpmotherfuckers:

the last thing he did h e l p

angryoct:

i want an au where roxy and rose is a pair of twin sisters but totally polar opposite, and than roxy is like, d”ating” dirk who’s a senior and she’s like ” yeah we are totally going for it” and rose is like ” but dude everyone knows he’s gay” and roxy’s like “no he make exceptipn for meh ;D *wink wonk**exception*” and rose is like ” no he’s not you are just deeply friendzoned, so deep you don’t feel it” and they just argue like a teenage girls

and teenage drama everywhere

i think it’s perfect

i need to register a name for it before people take it

put suggestion in my inbox

wink wonk

holdthesebees:

s8xyvriska:

narcotic:

One man is dead and another hospitalized after a bizarre assault off Miami’s MacArthur Causeway reportedly forced a police officer to open fire. The officer approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man’s head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him. The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots. According to CBS Miami, police sources said the victim had “virtually no face” and was unrecognizable.

the zombies….they’re…here….

((If there are zombies.

I will commit suicide.

I am so serious.))

I’m going to be a party pooper right now.

Here’s the article: link

It was also unclear how both men came to be naked, but police said the attacker might have been suffering from “cocaine psychosis,” a drug-induced craze that makes a person very hot, according to the Herald.

The guy was probably on a ton of drugs. idk i’ve seen stuff kind of like this happen on cops and stuff and things like this happen a lot. people get whacked out on drugs and just start ripping other people/themselves apart.

I smell a cover-up 

THE ZOMBIES ARE UPON US!!

sarkyfancypants:

lesleaf:

amateurcatalyst:

fUCK

Oh GOd

saccharinesylph:

witch-of-derp:

O)( NO S)(-E DIDN’T

THESE BABIES

vinyl-scratchdj:

sarahthompson03:

That still confuses the fuck out of me.

panconkiwi:

I may not be the first that had come with this theory, but I think Universe A1 Sufferer would be the Bard of Blood.

As in “The one who was destroyed by his own blood.”

Hey, it made perfect sense today during my Math class.

Also

MY FACE IS UP HERE.
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